Bottles of Lotion Don't step on my carpet


Don't step on my carpet


We can be friends if you show me your butt

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kegelgod:

Two guys who bust out the shmoney dance at the most inappropriate times and also have no idea how to do the shmoney dance.

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

Or “OH SHIT NIGGA DAS A BEE!”

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cowtopus:

(acrylic on A3 paper, cowtopus 2014)

cowtopus:

(acrylic on A3 paper, cowtopus 2014)

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ashyassnigga:

Would yall fuck a cross-eyed chick?

Still want more opinions on this

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codeinewarrior:

me: *doesn’t shave*

me: damn i look like a GQ model or some shit

everyone else: who is that crusty man

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defjamblr:

Vince Staples “Hell Can Wait” Available Everywhere October 7th!

defjamblr:

Vince Staples “Hell Can Wait” Available Everywhere October 7th!

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Like she cute she just cross eyed

Would yall fuck a cross-eyed chick?

modelingschool:


I AM SCREAMINGGGGGFFFUCK

modelingschool:

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGFFFUCK

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forever horny me after 12 am (via xxxnxvxxx)

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