Bottles of Lotion Don't step on my carpet


Don't step on my carpet


We can be friends if you show me your butt
ohitsjustgreg:

BRUUUUUUUUUH

ohitsjustgreg:

BRUUUUUUUUUH

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rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

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Sosa stance

Sosa stance

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So the Lightskinned face ayyyy

So the Lightskinned face ayyyy

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What’s other shit I can do in college besides smoke weed and eat?

“I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”  - Jimi Hendrix

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ogspxrk:

EXACTLY HOW TO WISH ME A HAPPY B DAYY

AYEEE LMAOO

ogspxrk:

EXACTLY HOW TO WISH ME A HAPPY B DAYY

AYEEE LMAOO

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I have no one

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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